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Q: What does the Big bad Wolf eat in a diner?
A: The Waiter.
Q: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
A:OUT OF THE WAY.
Q: What ype of Music do Dragons play?
A: Scales.
Q: How does King Arthur see at night ?
A: With Knight light.
Q: What does merlin have at night?
A: Knightmares.
Q: What do Pincchio and George Washington have in common?
A: Wooden teeth.
Q: Why do elephants wear sneakers?
A: So they can sneak up on mice.
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to fix it.
Q: Why do Elephants get thrown from Public pools?
A: They can't keep their trucks up.
Q: What do you call an elephant tht flys?
A: A jumbo jet.
Q: What do you call a dog that can hear?
A: It doesn't matter he won't hear you anyway.
Q: What is big as an Elephatn but is weightless?
A: AN Elephants shadow.
Q: What gets wet as it Dries?
A: A Towel.
One snake said to the other: Are we poisonos?
2nd snake: Why?
1st snake: Cause I just bit my lip.
Spell a form of MOUSETRAP that is only 3 letters long................C-A-T!
Q: What do fish call a Submarine?
A: A can of Humans.
Q: What do you get If A tiger bites you in the snow ?
A: FrostBite.
Q: Why is it hard for Leopards to hide?
A:
They're always spotted.
Q: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A: ROCKET.
Q: What did the pony say when he coughed ?
A: Sorry I am just a little horse
Q: What lies down a hundred feet in the air?
A: a centipede
Q: What type of bee can never be understood?
A: a Mumble bee.
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They can't remember the words.
Q: What is the biggest ant?
A: an Eleph-ANT
Q: WHy did the fly Fly?
A:
A Spdier Spied her.
Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
A: Hold his nose.
Q: What do yo get if you cross a Bear and a Skunk?
A: WInnie the P. U.
Q: What is black white and red?
A: a Newspaper.
Q: Why do dogs scratch themselves?
A: They are the only one that knows where they itch.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had NO-BODY to go with him
Q: What did the blind porcupine sayto the cactus?
A: Is that you Ma?
Q: What do you call a Bull asleep?
A: a Bull dozer.
Q: Why did the cow go BAA BAA at the farmer?
A: It was learning a Foreign language.
Q: What is 3 inches high and has Four legs and a trunk?
A: a Mouse on vacation .
Q: What has the head of a cat, A tail of a cat, and is NOT a cat?
A: A Kitten
Q: If there are 10 copycats in one car and a cat gets out how many are left?
A: None
Q: What do you call a cat in the circus that does somesaults up in the air?
A: an Acro-cat.
Q: Why do cats have fur coats?
A: they look silly in plastic or denium
Q: How do you stop a dog barking in the house ?
A: Put him Outside.
Q: What goes tick-tock, BOW WOW Tick-tock?
A: a watchdog.
Q: What do a cat at the beach have?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: a Brick Layer.
Q: What pet can you play?
A: a Trumpet.
Father: How were your exam Questions today son?
They were easy, But I had trouble with the answers.
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